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Welcome to the Fruit Parlor Café, a BLEACH alternate universe that puts the ‘fruit’ in ‘fruity.’

As stated, this is an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. If this is not your cup of tea, please look elsewhere. Also, this will have subtle, overt, flaming YAOI/SHONEN-AI/SLASH, so again, if this is not your cup of tea, please look elsewhere. At the other end of the spectrum, it may also contain HET/STRAIGHT, so watch out. I haven’t quite decided yet. This is blanket-rated T/PG13 for swearing, mild violence and sexy guys. If there is anything that exceeds this rating, it will be marked as such.

I am the only author on this project; so do not expect any form of schedule to be followed. Like Urahara allows, my schedule is so flexible it’s nebulous. Whenever inspiration strikes, I will give you a piece of these boys' lives.

As a disclaimer for this entire series, I will say right now that all concepts, places and people recognizable from the series BLEACH, belong to the illustrious KUBO TITE, and to VIZ Media, Shonen Jump, et al. Any and all similarities to places and people living or dead is most likely completely coincidental and not my fault. Any and all characters, concepts and places that are not recognizable, I have probably made up. These and the plot (what there is of it) belong to me, and I would greatly appreciate that my creative brainchildren be respected.

This is what we talk about:

Valentine's Day Mayhem: Blueberry Flavor

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Blueberry is so mad he's not even speaking Japanese anymore. Also, Nel finally figured out his Valentine candy weakness.
Rating: T

I'm really glad I managed to swing only doing the evening shift at work today...Collapse )
In which it is Valentine's Day, and Cloudberry's day has gone downhill from the moment he woke up to discover that his uncle made breakfast today.
Rating: T

Valentine’s Day is annoying. Almost everything is annoying on some level, though...Collapse )

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In which it is Valentine's Day, and Sour Apple is about five seconds away from being imprisoned for willful manslaughter.
Rating: T

I have absolutely nothing to say on the state of Urahara Kisuke’s sanity...Collapse )

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In which it is Valentine's Day, and Strawberry is grouchy because Yuzu is sick. Also, he really doesn't get girls. They're weird.
Rating: T

Yuzu’s sick today...Collapse )

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In which it is Valentine's Day, and Black Cherry is feeling particularly homicidal.
Rating: T

I do not like the Western holiday of Valentine’s...Collapse )

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Valentine's Day Mayhem: Plum Flavor

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Plum is feeling long-suffering. Also, he doesn't like coconut, but pineapple is another story.
Rating: T

It started out a normal enough day...Collapse )

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Valentine's Day Mayhem: Blackberry Flavor

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Blackberry is furthering Manager's diabolical plots.
Rating: T

Being a costuming major has its advantages...Collapse )

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Valentine's Day Mayhem: Pinapple Flavor

In which it is Valentine's Day, and Pineapple forgot. (RUN AWAY, PINEAPPLE! RUN AWAY.)
Rating: T

So it started out as a regular day. I mean, I woke up with the nagging suspicion I was forgetting something...Collapse )

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Black Cherry: Introduction

Introducing Black Cherry, one of our lovely wait staff.
Rating: T

I am Kuchiki Byakuya. You may refer to me as Kuchiki...Collapse )